She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
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Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I just found a bag of teeth...
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
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Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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