Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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