I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
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I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
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DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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