No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
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Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
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dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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