Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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