So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
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i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
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Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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