so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
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I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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