we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
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It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
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I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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