my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
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So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
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I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize