Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
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You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
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I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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