I didn't shave. On purpose
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
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Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
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can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
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