My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
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You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
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