Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
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so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
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the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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