Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
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I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
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