I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
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I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
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you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
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