I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
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He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
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A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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