I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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