remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
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This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
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Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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