Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
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we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
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But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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