Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
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One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
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He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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