That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
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I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
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That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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