Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
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it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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