Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
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he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
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She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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