Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
only you would photoshop your dick
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
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well most of my day revolves around power hour
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
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the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
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Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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