Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
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He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
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He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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