she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
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this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
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he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
did you just send me my own nude
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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