You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
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When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
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We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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