I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
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I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
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The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
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