Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
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Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
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don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I'm always down for nudity.
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