i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
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Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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