the new term for farting is butt boxing.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
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Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
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Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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