Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
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So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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