Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
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I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
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I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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