i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
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Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
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It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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