he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
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Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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