ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
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I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
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His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
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