Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
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She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
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Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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