i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
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I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
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its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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