im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
then he tried to convert me to islam
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Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
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At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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