Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
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So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
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I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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