Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
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I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
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So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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