Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
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The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
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Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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