Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
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"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
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he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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