So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
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She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
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I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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