hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
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She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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