Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
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What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
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You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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