Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
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Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
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Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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