WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
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Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
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We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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