we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
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relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
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DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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