my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
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She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
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Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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